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From: "W. Gulyas" <gypeace@hotmail.com> Save Address Block Sender
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Subject: Fwd: Wordplay
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 1999 18:22:27 EST
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   From: AuerbachH@aol.com
To: clephane@butzel.com
Subject: Wordplay
Date: Sat, 4 Dec 1999 22:10:33 EST


"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be
living apart."  -e.e. cummings



The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any
word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are some of the winners:

Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy:
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up on walls.

Tatyr:
A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient
who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte:
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis:
Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like,
a serious bummer.

Glibido:
All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come
at you rapidly.

Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to start with.

Ignoranus:
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


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