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Subject: Fwd: Wordplay
Date: Wed, 08 Dec 1999 18:22:27 EST
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Subject: Wordplay
Date: Sat, 4 Dec 1999 22:10:33 EST

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be
living apart."  -e.e. cummings

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any
word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are some of the winners:

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up on walls.

A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient
who doesn't get it.

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Terminal coolness.

A degenerate disease.

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like,
a serious bummer.

All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come
at you rapidly.

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to start with.

A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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